Best Cheesy Jokes That'll Make Even The Grumpiest Laugh Out Loud

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Best Cheesy Jokes That'll Make Even The Grumpiest Laugh Out Loud

Sometimes the very rough day demands a small break, a little giggle that always helps to brighten up the mood.

So, if you are stuck in the monotony, and scrolling down your virtual screens to find a spark of life, you have come to the right page!

Here we present you with the cheesiest, the corniest yet the most popular puns that could crack you up even when you're having an emotional breakdown. So behold, and try your best to hold your grumpiest face, you will break a smile reading these silly jokes that are just meant to make you “LOL”.

Here are some best cheesy jokes that will soothe your grumpiness for sure!

Cheesy Dad Jokes:

No joke list could be ignored without the most embarrassing dad jokes, that would for sure make you roll your eyes before giving out a little smirk.

Here are few of the cringy dad jokes that would make you hate yourself for laughing at it:

1. Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

3. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

4. This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

Dad jokes always leaves us with an awkward smiley face (Photo: Howtobeada.com)

Or maybe some more cringes which makes you feel like getting bombarded with some stupid wordplay!

5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

6. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

8. Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

9. 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

A little wrinkle causes you no harm if that’s what you gave out to smile wider!

Funniest Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Etch

Etch who? Bless you!

These jokes are the ones that start off when you are 7 years old and still remains with you till the age of 70. These jokes never get old!

No matter how annoying these jokes get and you want the person telling this joke to grow up. But, bitter truth, you just can’t control your smile when you come to its silly fourth line.

1. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

No need to cry, it’s only a joke.

 

2. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

It’s to whom.

 

3. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

It’s actually Kangaroo.

Knock-Knock who's there? (Photo: Amazon.com)

And sometimes they won’t stop pouring the dumbest Knock-Knocks that goes like:

 

4. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

Okay, okay: W. H. O.

 

5. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says mooooo!

 

Yup, these cheesy knock-knock jokes, indeed never get old!

Best Cheesy Pick-Up Lines:

Now, now, read this portion carefully, because if your single and want someone to mingle with, these lines could come really handy to you. Either that or could give you a black eye instead!

But, I guarantee you're going to have a hard time reading this because it’s going to make you cringe really hard!

1. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
2. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
3. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
4. If you were a steak you would be well done.
5. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
6. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

And some pickups come with the most notorious twist:

Some real straight forwards pick up lines (Photo: Pun.me.com)

7. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

8. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

9. Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

11. On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.

12. My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Wouldn’t be bad to try these sometimes, who knows, what these pickups can bring you!

Funny Corny Jokes:

Corny jokes are the best, no denial. These are the ones which are so bad that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We have some of the funny cheesy jokes for you that you’d love for sure!

1. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

 

2. How many tickles it take for the octopus to laugh

Ten-tickles.

 

3. Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in the crack.

 

4. What do you call the children of the corn’s father?

Pop-corn.

The perfect puns that would make you laugh out loud (Photo: ALSnewstoday.com)

5. What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-Bees.

 

6. Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

 

7. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

 

Yup, a little giggle does brighten up your day!